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    #31
    Once again , for those who understand French ...

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    • Pittsdriverwes
      #31.1
      Pittsdriverwes commented
      03-24-2020, 11:10 AM
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      Didn't understand a word of it but I love his bowtie. I've got to get me one of those.
    • Martin_D
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      Martin_D commented
      03-24-2020, 11:41 AM
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      Wes , it goes a bit like this :

      Mr Bong Bong
      Who's back from Hong Kong
      Brings back with him the flu that cogne cogne ( the verb cogner means hitting , like hit a person or a nail or a flu that hits hard )
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    2015 Black BMW K1300R @ 49,200 km / 30,500 mi
    2006 Honda FireBlade @ 83,200 km / 51,800 mi - 3 x transcontinentals & a whole lotta hooning
    DEAD: 2012 Acid Green BMW K1300R @ 172,600 km / 107,200 mi - Hit a kangaroo - RIP dear friend
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    • Martin_D
      #32.2
      Martin_D commented
      03-25-2020, 08:09 AM
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      Reminds me of the seventies ...
    • 955i
      #32.3
      955i commented
      03-25-2020, 10:51 PM
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      Martin, I'm pleased to say that it doesn't remind me of anything!
    • Zoomie
      #32.4
      Zoomie commented
      04-25-2020, 09:50 AM
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      She must be,French!
    #33
    Originally posted by Capnrip View Post
    I have 3 highway signs that I program.... hmmmm... Perhaps I could be more creative. Will you represent me at my grievance hearing once I get fired Craig?
    You lie, and I'll swear to it! How's that?
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    • Capnrip
      #33.1
      Capnrip commented
      03-25-2020, 11:39 AM
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      Can't ask for more than that!
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        #36
        Pet Store suggests wearing Dog Cone of Shame so you won't touch your face:
        https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...ly/5003340002/
        Last edited by R111S; 03-31-2020, 09:51 AM.
        '11 BMW K1300S - Cobra SP2 Slip-On Muffler, OEM Centerstand, Grip Puppies, OEM Rear Rack, OEM Bags, Three Vent Holes in Filler Neck, Kuykendahl Riser Plates, Kickstand Foot, Ilmburger Rear Hugger, Throttle Meister, Stebel Horn, ABM Synto EVO Brake/Clutch Levers, Corbin Seat, Z-Technik Smoke Windscreen, R&G Frame Sliders

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          #37
          As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was hold up in his safe house with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to think he might have called that Seal team in on his location himself.
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          #38
          I bought some noise cancelling headphones to preserve my sanity. And since the neighbors are home too, I bought some subsonic ammo. Glad I got a brick when I did, tough to find now.

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            #39
            My new side hustle until the Wuhan drama is over with... I accept payment via PayPal, Venmo, Google Wallet, etc.

            Never let a crisis go to waste as they say.

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            "Everybody knows you never go full retard". - Kirk Lazarus
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              #40
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                #41
                Joe, you'll like this one, it will make you practice your French a little.
                François Pérusse - Je ferme les yeux – François Pérusse | Facebook
                https://www.facebook.com
                Pour célébrer les 50 millions de vues de notre chaîne Youtube, voici une nouvelle vidéo de Pérusse. Un immense merci aux abonnés !
                 
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