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    955i

    You may remember me, I am the famous motorcycle mechanic who specializes in motorcycle maintenance. I am especially good at washing and cleaning my RED 955i Sprint ST, and putting gas in it. I think about the chain once in a great while and inspect the tires on a strict three year schedule whether they need it or not. Brakes? Really, who needs them?

    My regular pillion is great company on the bike because we both wear full face helmets and I can't hear a word she says. Around the Gordon Motel fire-pit she is amiable and will find you a drink if she thinks you really need one. She's chipper at breakfast and only once in a while will comment on an especially sketchy cornering episode or missed apex. After 40 some years, she knows the limits.

    Looking forward to the Arkansas Hillbilly in October. If you don't make it to Jasper, you are missing out on some relaxed fun and nonsense.

    #2
    Your regular pillion is the only reference needed for someone such as yourself being welcomed. That and your incredibly good looks. Either works for me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by 955i View Post
      You may remember me,.....
      ... and that fateful day you turned around to join the collective. That must have been quite the sight, a bunch of Refined Hooligans sitting around a motel parking lot bonfire with adult beverages across from the police station.
      Great to hear from you and we'll see you two in a few weeks!!

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        #4
        I remember the night that history was changed forever. That bonfire was putting out a lot of light! Can't wait to see you and that beautiful regular pillion again!
        ain't skeered

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          #5
          Thanks, Tim and Susan - and JJ! Looking forward to it. We reserved a room for all four nights. We didn't request any special amenities like heat, hot water, mirrors or chairs. Just a roof over our heads and some place to park the bike safely away from the fire-pit. The blanket women will have all the covers.
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            #6
            Originally posted by 955i View Post
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            My regular pillion is great company on the bike because we both wear full face helmets and I can't hear a word she says. Around the Gordon Motel fire-pit she is amiable and will find you a drink if she thinks you really need one. .
            Maybe this year she'll let you sit with the rest of us
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            Lee
            Iowa
            2022 R1250RS White Sport

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lee View Post

              Maybe this year she'll let you sit with the rest of us
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              LOL! Tyson put everyone to bed that night! Even I couldn't keep up!

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                #8
                Lee, that's a classic picture! I drink one beer, and . . ..

                JJ, you weren't really trying!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by 955i View Post
                  Lee, that's a classic picture! I drink one beer, and . . ..

                  JJ, you weren't really trying!
                  A few hours earlier .................
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                    #10
                    Looks like the cat really is out of the bag! What's your excuse now, Tyson?

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                      #11
                      This series of photos is really depressing.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by 955i View Post
                        This series of photos is really depressing.
                        Depressing? NAY! This should be the proverbial "priming of the pump"!

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                          #13
                          The depressing part is having to wait 9 weeks
                          Lee
                          Iowa
                          2022 R1250RS White Sport

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                            #14
                            Welcome Tyson!

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                              955i commented
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                              Thanks, Cap'n. Enjoyed it the year you made the Hillbilly.

                            #15
                            Welcome aboard Tyson... what took you so long getting here?? ???????

                            Ah yes... I remember that fateful night like it was only yesterday. Tyson & Cathy crashing our little party and the Hillbilly has never been the same. This year, I'll share a little known rally secret with everyone around the fire pit, unless we're banned from doing that this year. Seems like last year we lost a log or two out of the fire pit after everyone turned in on our last night & messed up a spot in the upper parking lot.

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                            And now a question... will the Fillian's be staying with all us undesirables at the Gordon this year or will they ditch their hillbilly roots again & stay across the road in the de-luxe apartment in the sky like the Jefferson's?
                            "Everybody knows you never go full retard". - Kirk Lazarus

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                              955i commented
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                              Oh, they're sophisticates from Iowa. What do you think? BTW, this was indeed the fateful night when I did a U-turn on the CB-1100F and entered the unknown world of K-riders. Almost every bike was a K of one flavor or another.
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