Before, I use to cough to hide a fart. With Covid now, I fart to hide a cough. And for the toilet paper race, the reason is simple, someone cough and 100 people around shit in their pants... Be safe all
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Not exactly a joke but hopefully this true story will be humorous just the same. I've been going back and forth on staying at work or working from home. Due to a fence encounter 10 years ago I'm in the high risk category should I get the virus. Working from home is doable but will have some technical challenges. While tossing around all the options my answer became obvious when I recalled a news report I saw many years ago on CNN. The reporter was on a Pacific island where the US was deserting a base due to volcanic activity. The report shoved the microphone into the base commandeers face and asked why they were leaving. The shot was framed with the volcano spewing smoke in the background. The picture was perfect. So was his response. It went something like this, "Ma'am, I know everything there is to know about every piece of equipment on this island. I know every solders duties and capabilities, I know who, what where and how. But I don't know a damn thing about volcanoes."
Tomorrow is my last day in the office, then I start work from home. I only wish it was a joke.Comment
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"Everybody knows you never go full retard". - Kirk LazarusComment
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For those that understand French ...
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Really bad joke ...
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