A guy was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began the round with a birdie on the first and an eagle on the second.
On the third hole he scored his first ever hole in one! Then his cell phone rang - it was a doctor telling him that his wife had just been in a car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to tell his wife hat he would be there as soon as possible but as he hung up he realised he was leaving what was shaping up to be the best round of his life. so he decided to get in a couple more holes before he left for the hospital, but instead of a couple he ended up playing the full 18.
He finished with a personal best of 61 shattering the course record bt 5 shots and beating his personal best by 10 shots. He ws jubilant ...but then he remembered his wife!
Feeeling guilty he rushed to the Hospital where he saw the doctor and asked how was his wife.
The doctor glared at him and shouted "You went ahead and finished your round, didn't you. I hope you're proud of yourself, you bastard. While you've spent the last 4 hours at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU. It's just as well you went ahead and finished the round as it'll probably be your last. ever. Your wife will require round the clock care for the rest of her life and you'll be her care giver. She'll need IVs. You'll have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours. She'll have to be spoon fed 3 times a day, and don't forget the hygiene care.
The man broke down and sobbed into his hands.
The doctor chuckled, slapped him on the back and said:
"I'm just fucking with you....She's dead....... so what did you score?"
On the third hole he scored his first ever hole in one! Then his cell phone rang - it was a doctor telling him that his wife had just been in a car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to tell his wife hat he would be there as soon as possible but as he hung up he realised he was leaving what was shaping up to be the best round of his life. so he decided to get in a couple more holes before he left for the hospital, but instead of a couple he ended up playing the full 18.
He finished with a personal best of 61 shattering the course record bt 5 shots and beating his personal best by 10 shots. He ws jubilant ...but then he remembered his wife!
Feeeling guilty he rushed to the Hospital where he saw the doctor and asked how was his wife.
The doctor glared at him and shouted "You went ahead and finished your round, didn't you. I hope you're proud of yourself, you bastard. While you've spent the last 4 hours at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU. It's just as well you went ahead and finished the round as it'll probably be your last. ever. Your wife will require round the clock care for the rest of her life and you'll be her care giver. She'll need IVs. You'll have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours. She'll have to be spoon fed 3 times a day, and don't forget the hygiene care.
The man broke down and sobbed into his hands.
The doctor chuckled, slapped him on the back and said:
"I'm just fucking with you....She's dead....... so what did you score?"
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