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    The hypnotist...

    A woman comes home and tells her husband,


    “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone!”


    “No more headaches? What happened?” The husband asks?


    His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist and he told me to stare in the mirror and repeat, “I do not have a headache. I do not have a headache. I do not have a headache! Well it worked. The headaches are gone!”


    “That’s wonderful!” The husband proclaimed.


    His wife then says, “You know, you’ve not exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Maybe you should see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything about that too.”


    The husband is not enthusiastic, but he agrees and a few days later he has an appointment with the hypnotist.


    Following his appointment the husband arrives home, rips off his clothes, carries his wife into the bedroom, places her on the bed and says,


    “Don’t move, I’ll be right back!”


    He goes into the bathroom and after a couple of minutes rushes back into the bedroom and makes passionate love to his wife.


    The wife says, “WOW! That was wonderful!”


    The husband says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back!” He goes into the bathroom and after a couple of minutes rushes back into the bedroom and makes passionate love to his wife again.


    The wife sits up, her head is spinning, “OH MY GOD!” she proclaims. And the husband says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back!”


    This time the wife follows him into the bathroom and sees him standing in front of the mirror repeating,


    “She’s not my wife! She’s not my wife! She’s not my wife!”


    The funeral is Friday.

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    I wonder..... do you share these jokes with your wife Craig?

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      Originally posted by 802Mike View Post
      I wonder..... do you share these jokes with your wife Craig?
      Some of them - but discretion is the better part of valor.............

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