To quote Jonathan Swift, "A Modest Proposal............

[cjs350]

[justjoe]

Hell yes!!

[wildbears]

I do therefore humbly offer it to publick consideration, that of the hundreds of motorcyclists belonging to The Riders Pace, already computed, that these motorcyclists are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore, one motorcyclist will be sufficient to serve four motorcycles. That the Ducati Motorcycles currently remaining by hundreds on dealership floors, at the end of the year, be offered in sale for a legally binding price of $1 to all members of quality and fortune, through this internet board, always advising the administrators to let them ride plentifully in the last month, so as to render them happy and content on a good road. A Ducati will make for an entertainment for friends and spouses, and when ridden alone, the throttle and clutch will make a reasonable ride, and seasoned with a little turpitude, will be very good ridden on the public roads, especially this coming spring.

J. S.