A Few Jokes

[Lee]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Good movie

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[Pittsdriverwes]

What do you call just 2 crows sitting on a wire? An attempted murder.

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[Pittsdriverwes]

Yep, that would be the last one.

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[Pittsdriverwes]

NA explodes in water. CL was used in WWI as a chemical weapon. NACL makes your soup taste too salty.

Two guys walk in to a bar and the first guy asks for some H2O and chugs it down. The second guy asks for some H2O too, chugs it and immediately dies. (H2O2)

[Doctor350]

17 - 53 - 117

[Doctor350]

Surely 33 is OK. All the kids are doing it

[Pittsdriverwes]

[955i]

THAT's not funny!

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When Worlds Collide...