A Few Jokes

[wildbears]

I may have posted this previously....Can't remember.

[wildbears]

[wildbears]

[802Mike]

A guy here put a flat head in a Ford 8N tractor. They made a kit for it.

[Pittsdriverwes]

If you happen to show up at the Harley Davidson museum in Milwaukee on an afternoon/evening when they are hosting a bike night, you will see all manner of things like this. A number of V8 bikes were there and my favorite, a sidecar offset smoker and grilling ensemble.

[wildbears]

From Sturgis, 2013.

[wildbears]

When Worlds Collide...

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[955i]

THAT's not funny!

[Pittsdriverwes]

[Doctor350]

Surely 33 is OK. All the kids are doing it

[Doctor350]

17 - 53 - 117

[Pittsdriverwes]

NA explodes in water. CL was used in WWI as a chemical weapon. NACL makes your soup taste too salty.

Two guys walk in to a bar and the first guy asks for some H2O and chugs it down. The second guy asks for some H2O too, chugs it and immediately dies. (H2O2)

[wildbears]

[Pittsdriverwes]

Yep, that would be the last one.

[wildbears]

[955i]

I don't know what this picture is about, but that is a fine set of legs, and I ain't talkin' turkey.

[wildbears]

Marilyn Monroe has the good legs....

[wildbears]

[Pittsdriverwes]

What do you call just 2 crows sitting on a wire? An attempted murder.

[wildbears]

OTOH, a flock of Ravens is called an Unkindness. Seems the ravens are more sophisticated than the crows.

[wildbears]

[wildbears]

[Lee]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Good movie

[wildbears]

[955i]

He's on his way to the airport for "early boarding."

[wildbears]

Just got the "early boarding" comment.

[Susan]

[Doctor350]

She's back

[wildbears]

[Pittsdriverwes]

You have to watch that witch. She'll wiggle her nose and turn you in to something unnatural.

[Susan]