A Few Jokes

[BillGsa]

[Susan]

[955i]

Boy this is a Beauty. I like a few tasteful mods on my bike. Here, they are already in place, so it's simply "buy and ride!"

It's got an Iowa address, so maybe Lee can make a trip to see it. A personal inspection and his approval would go along ways towards convincing me to buy it. I MIGHT need to haggle over the price a little bit.

[Susan]

[wildbears]

[wildbears]

[955i]

Gross!

[cabnfvr]

He'll lob one over the net in a minute.

[Pittsdriverwes]

Parenting tip: when you bring home live lobsters and keep them in the sink waiting on the steamer pot to get hot, don't give the lobsters names like Larry, Moe, and Curly. The screaming they made when I dropped them in the steamer is probably one of the reasons my kids needed therapy.

[Susan]

[BillGsa]

[955i]

Incontinence can even strike Presidents. But they are seldom as exposed as this!

[wildbears]

[wildbears]

This also applies to politicians.

[Susan]