A Few Jokes

[Susan]

[Susan]

[Susan]

[gonejonesin]

[cabnfvr]

"Duck and cover!"

[Pittsdriverwes]

That worked for us in the 1960s.

[wildbears]

hebetude
/ˈhebəˌto͞od/

Hebetude is a noun referring to a state of mental lethargy, dullness, or sluggishness. It describes a feeling of being mentally slow, apathetic, or unable to think sharply, often brought on by boredom, fatigue, or the monotony of a routine.

[Pittsdriverwes]

I sometimes find myself in a hebetudinous state when between rides, particularly if it's going to be a while before I get away for multiple days/weeks again.

[gonejonesin]

[gonejonesin]

[BillGsa]

[Susan]

[BillGsa]

[wildbears]

[Pittsdriverwes]

This is so true!

[wildbears]

Chickens are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs, sharing 60% of their DNA....

[955i]

Hmm, . . . this here tastes like . . . dinosaurs?

[Pittsdriverwes]

Humans share 60% of our DNA with chickens.

[wildbears]

There are far more chickens than humans on Earth. At any given time, scientists estimate there are roughly 25 to 33 billion chickens alive compared to about 8 billion humans. This means chickens outnumber people by at least 3 to 4 times. Chickens are also the most common bird on the planet.

[wildbears]

[Susan]

[BillGsa]

I had one run into my helmet this morning 😳

[Pittsdriverwes]

Bill, I hate it when that happens - especially when I'm wearing it at the time.

[Susan]

[Pittsdriverwes]

That's my recreational drug of choice. Every time I recreate I need it.