Dad Jokes - Happy Father's Day

[Pittsdriverwes]

When does a joke become a dad joke?


When it becomes apparent. *rimshot*

[Pittsdriverwes]

I went to the zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shuh Tzu.

[Pittsdriverwes]

A termite walked into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"



I'm amusing myself and can do this all day.....

[Pittsdriverwes]

OK, just one more....

Why is important to only use 239 beans in an Irish stew?

Because if you add one more bean it'll be [in my best irish accent] too farty.

[justjoe]

With these doozies, you were the best dad evah!

[Pittsdriverwes]

My family has to listen to my jokes on Father's Day. By dinner time they're praying for it to stop.

[802Mike]

Too funny, I was thinking of starting a dad joke thread the other day.