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    HD Love

    The first post to the Jokes forum... hopefully I don't get banned.

    Q: What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's being ridden there?
    A: The one on the trailer is going 30 mph faster.

    Q: What's the cheapest way to get another 50 hp from your Harley?
    A: Trade it in on a Kawasaki

    Q: Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
    A: They are afraid to lean over that far.
    Matt
    Street: 2011 Ducati Multistrada S :: 2000 Honda VFR @ 39k :: 2002 BMW K1200RS @ 13k ... round 3
    Track: 2008 Suzuki GSX-R 750 :: 2008 Honda CBR1000RR
    Dirt: Honda CRF450X
    IBA #25520 - Iron Butting the Blue Ridge Parkway

    If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride that thing could do.

    #2
    Matt, Matt, you go sit in the corner. Next thing you'll be saying is 80% of all Harley's sold are still on the road. The rest made it home. And stuff like that. Or how is a Harley like a hound dog? They both like to ride in the back of pickups. So don't say these things. People might get offended. Maybe even Bring More Wallet people.

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      #3
      Or what’s the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner- the position of the dirtbag

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        #4
        This nearly one year old thread needs a Safety Meeting. Beware the hole in the road!!
        Last edited by cabnfvr; 09-15-2019, 08:49 AM.

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          #5
          Harley guy calls his buddy and asks, "Wanna take the bikes for a ride tonight?"
          Other guy replies, "Sure, your trailer or mine?"

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