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[MattB]

The first post to the Jokes forum... hopefully I don't get banned.

Q: What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's being ridden there?
A: The one on the trailer is going 30 mph faster.

Q: What's the cheapest way to get another 50 hp from your Harley?
A: Trade it in on a Kawasaki

Q: Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
A: They are afraid to lean over that far.

[cabnfvr]

Matt, Matt, you go sit in the corner. Next thing you'll be saying is 80% of all Harley's sold are still on the road. The rest made it home. And stuff like that. Or how is a Harley like a hound dog? They both like to ride in the back of pickups. So don't say these things. People might get offended. Maybe even Bring More Wallet people.

[Captain Howdy]

[cabnfvr]

This nearly one year old thread needs a Safety Meeting. Beware the hole in the road!!

[802Mike]

Harley guy calls his buddy and asks, "Wanna take the bikes for a ride tonight?"
Other guy replies, "Sure, your trailer or mine?"