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MotoGP Phillip Island 2022 - A Poem (contains expletives)

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    MotoGP Phillip Island 2022 - A Poem (contains expletives)

    It rained like 20 thousand pricks
    The island sucked the watery dicks
    Still we came to stand and splash in mud
    Because the racing heats our blood
    Our Jack was there, his married cock fresh skinned
    And there was a chance that Jack could win
    Pecco could fail, and Fabs could shit, and the Captains bike would surely quit
    They could all put on a dress and raise the hem
    Bend over and spread their shit cheeks wide
    And let the cock of failure inside
    So we all hoped that Jack would win
    And be raped by grid girls full of sin
    And then that useless Spanish prick
    That offspring from a rabid dick
    Hit Jack right in the arse when on turn 4 he tried to pass
    There was no need for that dumb stunt
    You stupid little Spanish cunt
    Last edited by Doctor350; 4 weeks ago.

    #2
    You had me at “raped by grid girls full of sin”

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      #3
      Meth? Musta been on it.
      Chattanooga, TN
      Certified Hooligan.
      2018 S1000XR, 2014 R1200GSAw, 2015 Husqvarna FE501S

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      • Doctor350
        Doctor350 commented
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        Are you saying Alex Marquez was on meth?

      • aviator
        aviator commented
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        Sure why not. Go read it again.
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