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MOTOGP Valencia 2022 - A Poem

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    MOTOGP Valencia 2022 - A Poem

    Suzuki was about to leave the scene
    But Rins' ball were still full of steam
    When the lights went out he shot to the front
    And off did he fuck, that cunning stunt
    Quatro needed a miracle to ensue
    But previous results he was left to rue
    Jack rode off with vigour in his sack
    But with a thud the tarmac did he smack
    The lone giraffe in the field
    Made a late charge at Rins who wouldn't yield
    Pecco's nuts were in Tardozzi's sack
    And only a championship win would get them back
    And so it was that Pecco did win
    His girlfriend kissed the championship ring
    Now the riders have a few months of leisure
    With the best of the grid girls to give them pleasure
    Except for Marc who must strengthen his wing
    For next year he will the winners anthem sing



    #2
    Is it me or does Pecco's girlfriend look just like his sister? Your Jack line is the best!

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      #3
      You're right about Pecco's girlfriend and sister. There is potential to make a very big mistake

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        #4
        Neither of them is Paige Spirinac.....

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        • Loggiebone
          Loggiebone commented
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          Over hyped broad…living on her “assets”!

        • Capnrip
          Capnrip commented
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          Doug,
          I have it on good authority that the good doctor is a fan of her assets.

        • justjoe
          justjoe commented
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          If only more golfers looked like Paige I'd waste my time on the golf course.
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