Ahr 2018

[McFly]

Boy, this year has really been flying by, not to mention all the crazy things happening in the news of late that seem to have captivated the world so far this summer.

Let's recap some of the more newsworthy stories, shall we?

• The Trump/Putin Helsinki summit is over & declared a success but only when Putin reluctantly agrees to keep his shirt on during talks after Trump offers a year's supply of Consort Men's Hair Spray... media meltdown ensues, mens hair care industry in uproar

• France is still rioting & bathing in the afterglow of winning the World Cup... Croatia cries foul, claims Russian collusion

• Elon Musk's submarine rescue of the Thai boys soccer team from that cave was a success... skeptics eat crow

• Stormy Daniels announces she's running for POTUS after a memorable special guest appearance at The Pony - The Ultimate Strip Joint in Bumfuck, MO... proclaims, "I'm still relevant, dammit"!

• this is the 1st class, top notch, 3rd world 'gentlemen's' club in the middle of nowhere I stumbled across on my Irresponsibility Tour back in 2015.

• Prince Harry married US actress Meghan Markle at Windsor Castle. Queen Elizabeth not happy... has Prince Charles drawn & quartered on live TV on BBC 1

• Jasper, AR Town Council has open door meeting alerting citizens & surrounding environs that AHR 2018 will take place in October... citizens panic, state of emergency declared

Guaranteed great riding during the day, uplifting frolic and cavortment at night.

When: Arrive October 17, Depart October 21
Where: Jasper, AR
Command Central: The palatial Gordon Motel
Reservations: (870) 446-5252; tell Mrs. Gordon you're with the BMW group
Cancellation Policy: No refunds after 7 days prior to your arrival date

Single/Double (2 beds) - $50.00/night
Luxury Suites (3 beds) - $60.00/night

PM me with any questions! Be there or be square!



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[justjoe]

I'm really bummed to be missing this year. Although, the reason for missing is a pretty good one! Enjoy yourselves!

[cabnfvr]

Curt, you beat me to it. I did edit "This site" in the disclaimer.

[McFly]

Curt, you beat me to it. I did edit "This site" in the disclaimer.

LOL... I realized after I called it quits last night, I didn't properly edit my post. Thanks Tim!

[McFly]

I'm really bummed to be missing this year. Although, the reason for missing is a pretty good one! Enjoy yourselves!

We'll try our best to make you proud!

[gonejonesin]

Edgar Winter has a song about that place - We All Had A Real Good Time........

[McFly]

Last Call!

Got another call from Mrs. Gordon this morning asking whether more of us are coming because she hasn't filled the rooms she's holding for us in the upper section & doesn't know what to tell other folks that are not part of our group who are looking for rooms the same days were are there. If you know you're going to come, let me know via PM or call in your reservation. Mrs. Gordon asked me to call her Wednesday the 26th with an update.

Here's the roster so far:

• Curt (McFly)

• Gary (TexasTwister)

• Tim & Susan (cabnfvr & pillion)

• Pete (PeteTallahassee)

• Karl (Karlb)

• Tyson & Cathy (Tyson & Cathy)

• Pat (Muddy1)

• Mike (usm1)

If you're on the fence, make the plunge!! For those who missed the DGR because of Florence, the Hillbilly is a definite worthy alternative! If you've never been, it's a blast. Mrs. Gordon loves having us & practically gives us the run of the place while we're there... she made us a cake last year! And finally, Fall is a great time of year to be riding and the Hillbilly is a great way to finish things off as our last rally of the year.

If you're thinking about making the scene in Jasper, please call in your reservation! You can cancel 7 days prior to arrival without your CC getting charged. So what do you have to lose? For complete details, see the first post on this thread.

Lots of great riding in the Ozarks & we have a great time after hours in Jasper.

Make that call... it's gonna be fun!

[Susan]

Cake and brownies, 8 feet high bonfires, Blanket Women, death defying wall mounted heaters, safety meetings, fried food for days, refined hooligans, beautiful and curvy roads, Oark and the Angry Hornet burger, PIE... Be there!

[justjoe]

I'm just going to have to suffer and live vicariously through you folks. Enjoy and please post pictures!

[McFly]

Cake and brownies, 8 feet high bonfires, Blanket Women, death defying wall mounted heaters, safety meetings, fried food for days, refined hooligans, beautiful and curvy roads, Oark and the Angry Hornet burger, PIE... Be there!

You forgot the occasional Plexus Challenge, monkey screeching, lack of hot water, banana puddin', fly paper, miniature toiletries and of course, Magic Fingers massage beds in the luxury suites.

[Lee]

You forgot the occasional Plexus Challenge, monkey screeching, lack of hot water, banana puddin', fly paper, miniature toiletries and of course, Magic Fingers massage beds in the luxury suites.

Don't forget the little mints that taste funny

[McFly]

Don't forget the little mints that taste funny

[Susan]

Those weren't mints???? Stolen wood that feeds the 8 feet high bonfires, visits from the local LE and council members, twisted man-love relationship ended in parking lot.....

[justjoe]

twisted man-love relationship ended in parking lot.....

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. I still laugh at that, and it would have never happened except for a certain set of circumstances. Good times!

[Lee]

Magic Fingers massage beds in the luxury suites.

In the past when you mentioned Magic Fingers I thought you were talking about Joe