A Few Jokes

[Martin_D]

[Martin_D]

[Martin_D]

[Martin_D]

[Martin_D]

[BillGsa]

[BillGsa]

[Martin_D]

[Pittsdriverwes]

I'm an animal friend but it's pretty hard to take these PETA folks seriously. They put up a billboard at the Baltimore Harbor with a big Blue Crab on it with the message that crabs have feelings too.

[Pittsdriverwes]

My friend Matt and I were captured by wild Indians

We pleaded and begged that they let us go. They finally agreed to allow Matt to take three trials. Ahead of us were three tepees. The chief told us the first had five barrels of fire water Matt must drink. The second had a grizzly bear with a wicked tooth ache, Matt must pull it's bad tooth. The third tepee had a squaw that no man could please, Matt must pleasure her. Mat shaking like a leaf headed toward the first tepee. After about 10-15 minutes he came stumbling out almost puking on the way to the second tepee. Upon entering there was a wild roar followed by the tepee shaking. The bears screams slowly faded away and the night went quite. Matt in all of his drunkenness limped out of the tepee collapsing just outside. He wobbled to his feet and proudly asked. "Alright now where's that squaw with the toothache!?"

[Martin_D]

[BillGsa]

[BillGsa]

[BillGsa]

[802Mike]

"Dickiedo". when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do !

[BillGsa]

[955i]

That made me laugh, until it made me cry. Pretty good one, Bill.

[Martin_D]