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A man sat on a towel at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women walked by feeling was sorry for him.
The first one said "Have you ever had a hug?" "No" the man says so the 1st woman hugged him.
The second one said "Have you ever been kissed?" "No" the man says so the 2nd woman kissed him.
The third woman asked "Have you ever been fucked?" The man's eyes lit up and he said "No!" So she said "You will be when the tide comes in..."
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