Mid Atlantic Backcountry Discovery Route - time to get a little dirty!

[Rob]

So, despite his disbelief of perfectly correct information, I had a great time riding with Joe. He's faster than I am, but I can live with that. I'd do it again.

Joe hightailed it back to Tennessee on Saturday so he could maybe have make up sex with Julie. How'd that work out, Joe? I called Brian and Polly Smith in Bedford, and then I went and stayed with them last night. I hadn't seen them since the Internal Coup Rally in May. Well, their big news was that on June 26, Brian had had a Widowmaker heart attack, with three arteries nearly completely blocked. He's better now, but the attack did some damage to the heart muscle, so he's not back to full strength. He could use everybody's good wishes.

So regarding the MABDR, I'd like to do the rest. But I would sure like to do it in dry weather. It would be a real bitch in the rain.

[justjoe]

So, despite his disbelief of perfectly correct information, I had a great time riding with Joe. He's faster than I am, but I can live with that. I'd do it again.

Joe hightailed it back to Tennessee on Saturday so he could maybe have make up sex with Julie. How'd that work out, Joe?

Who knew that it was I that was wrong, again, and that I should have been more conciliatory in my manner when I got home? It turned out well though!

And just because you were right this one time doesn't mean you aren't full of it! That whole conversation was funny and will probably come back around in the future!

So regarding the MABDR, I'd like to do the rest. But I would sure like to do it in dry weather. It would be a real bitch in the rain.

Yeah, agreed. Even with knobbies on some of that would be hell if it was raining. I'd still do it!

[Capnrip]

So what was your strategy:
1. Explain to Julie how lucky she was to be married to a man like you.
2. Tell her you're the man, you wear the pants in the family and what you say goes.
3. Beg forgiveness like a little bitch.
Just curious.

[justjoe]

So what was your strategy:
1. Explain to Julie how lucky she was to be married to a man like you.
2. Tell her you're the man, you wear the pants in the family and what you say goes.
3. Beg forgiveness like a little bitch.
Just curious.

GFY Wes! That was about the extent of the conversation.

[cabnfvr]

Heck yeah! What ya got? "Motoz Tractionator GPS's" It just can't get any better than that.
Great looking roads, and JJ, I could have told ys TKC70's suck on gravel. Mike would disagree but he'd be wrong.

[802Mike]

On Saturday much of the route ran along the Cowpasture River. We stopped for a photo or two, and I asked Joe if he was interested in some local geography. I told him that in addition to the Cowpasture River, there was also the Bullpasture River, and even the Calfpasture River. He called total bullshit! So wrong! OK, Joe, here's a page from the Virginia Gazetteer. You'll see BullPasture Mountain, with Bullpasture River to the north of it, and with Cowpasture River to the south of it.

I've ridden those roads, paved, no centerline and not very wide.

[802Mike]

Heck yeah! What ya got? "Motoz Tractionator GPS's" It just can't get any better than that.
Great looking roads, and JJ, I could have told ys TKC70's suck on gravel. Mike would disagree but he'd be wrong.

They were the best tire at the time for dirt roads and did really well on pavement.
May have something to do with load distribution too.

[aviator]

Next time guys. I had been away too often these few months.
But what a ride! Thanks for the story and all the pics.

[MattB]

So what was your strategy:
1. Explain to Julie how lucky she was to be married to a man like you.
2. Tell her you're the man, you wear the pants in the family and what you say goes.
3. Beg forgiveness like a little bitch.
Just curious.

Joe came home to find Julie dressed as a police officer

She then took out her baton and "twak'ed" him

That turned Joe on, so then she bent him over and

Joe was now completely in the mood, so he

Before

Then while she was in her happy place he seized on the moment

And they lived happily ever after

[MattB]

You damn GS guys kill me... I'd have ridden my Harley on these roads.

[Rob]

You damn GS guys kill me... I'd have ridden my Harley on these roads.

Yeah, well I used to ride my RS on these roads. They're good roads!

[justjoe]

You damn GS guys kill me... I'd have ridden my Harley on these roads.

Yeah, the roads in the pictures aren't that bad. The places where I couldn't stop to take pictures were the bad spots. Most of it was easily done on big bikes as I thought I said, but some few spots were slickery as all hell. A few ruts, a bunch of newborn baby head size rocks and some slick mud was about the extent of the bad stuff. And the knobbies would have made the slick stuff much easier to handle.

[Capnrip]

Joe came home to find Julie dressed as a police officer

She then took out her baton and "twak'ed" him

That turned Joe on, so then she bent him over and

Joe was now completely in the mood, so he

Before

Then while she was in her happy place he seized on the moment

And they lived happily ever after

Damn Matt, what, did you go to the XXX emoji store?

[MattB]

Damn Matt, what, did you go to the XXX emoji store?

Nope, JJ put them on the site... i just put them together in a thread.

The crowd that hangs at this place is tough. I thought for sure after putting together such a creative narrative that I would get at least one "Like". I'm gonna head off to a cry closet now.

[FR4N]

Happy now, Matt? ?

Very creative BTW ?